Dear Twix & Milky Way,
We've had a lot of fun this last couple of weeks together, hanging out nearly every day. But I just can't hang with you anymore. I know you were really there for me when I had a torn calf muscle and you really comforted me through this chest cold, and I thank you for that. I know you think I am fickle since I used to hang out with Snickers and Reeses, but they grew tiresome too. You see, the real reason I'm moving on is an old friend came back into my life named exercise. Exercise and I have a real love-hate relationship but it is a life-long friendship. I know it will be hard on you at first but I know you will find comfort with the M&M twins , plain and peanut.
Take Care and Best Wishes,
Jen
2 comments:
OMG!!! Freaking hilarious!! I love it!!!
Can a special friend come hang out with you tonight? She came all the way from Tartine in San Francisco! And makes twix and milky way seem like a waste of time! I'll drop her by this afternoon!
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