Dear Costco,

Dear Costco,
Let me just begin by telling you that I am a very loyal shopper and feel giddy when my soles hit your concrete floor. Recently I have been looking for healthy alternatives for my family and have come across many in your wide, hugh aisles.
However, a few of the foods that have become a staple in my home have not seen your shelf in the last couple of weeks. I am beginning to panic! These are my "go to" foods that taste good and help me stay on track! First, you continue to sell Sabra Classic Hummus in large containers. But I fell in love with the 150 Cal 2 ounce containers. Have you people tried to dip pretzels in them? Please bring them back!
The second item that I am mourning the loss of is the Morningstar Original Veggie Burger. Sure you continue to carry the Boca Burger, but I ate one and had an awful aftertaste in my mouth for the next 12 hours! Throwing a veggie burger on your Orowheat Whole Grain Sandwich Thins are a very satisfying little treat.
I know I can hunt these items down at other stores, but do I really want to? No. I would love for you to just kindly put them back on your shelves and all will be well.
Thanks!

A Happy Ending to my Funny Story!

So you recently read about my TRUE hilarious story (hopefully you read it)! It does not end there my friends! I happen to be back at Anthro and I see it again...heartbeat...look at tag...uh!it is now marked down to $39.99!...size XL! I'm trying it on...
I BETTER NOT GET STUCK IN THIS ONE!
Yay!
It is too big!
Make purchase.
Go to tailor, pin waiste and arms.
Pay $20.
Pick up on Friday.
I JUST LOVE A HAPPY ENDING!
Small print: If I am feeling good...you will see a picture in my perfect frock!